What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 11:16
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why are daughters mean to their mothers?
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No, not a chance
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Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors